Konmeramera! I'm the vLicious vTuber "Dynamite" Sushi Kishi, a nine-time former world champion, reigning Triple World Speedrunning Champ, and reigning Hexa-Continental Speedrunning Champ! All while being the world's third-strongest Lalafell vTuber and a top-tier midcarder for VCRW - Virtual Characters, Real Wrestling!You can join the rest of the Dynamtie Rolls and watch my live on Twitch or YouTube. I typically stream speedruns, multiworld randomizer, or whatever it is YOU tell me to play by donating to charity or stuffing the tip jar for incentives.
Wrestler Profile: Sushi Kishi
The Basics
Height: SMOL', smol"
Weight: It's A Secret lbs
Age: [mumbles]thirysumthin'[mumbles]
Hometown: "Gridania, Eorzea"
Fighting Style: Vana'dielian Kriegstanz
Ring Style
Entrance Music:
"Angel Eyes" (Chiptune Edit) by Kim LightyearCatchphrases:
• Konmeramera! - A portmanteau of "Konnichiwa" (informally "Hello!") and the sound effect of bursing into flames "meramera"
• Oyasushinasai! - A portmanteau of "Oyasuminasai" (good night!) and Sushi, both his name and the food.
• Really? This is what we're doing now? - A general statement of frustration when a video game is being particularly ornery.Mascot: Boomsy the Dynamite Roll
Special Moves
Dynamite Roll - An absolutely brutal sunset flip powerbomb that uses the takeoff velocity of a rolling thunder to increase spinrate with devastating consequences.
Damage: Substantial.Splash of Shoyu - A spinning splash delivered from the top turnbuckle.
Damage: Superb.Wasabi Sweep - A spinning Side Russian Leg Sweep using the momentum of the spin to exert more force on the landing.
Damage: Massive.Ultimate Dynamite Roll - A Sunset Flip Powerbomb into a surprise roll-up, delivered from the top rope.
Damage: Total.
No one escapes the Ultimate Dynamite Roll, the most devastating move in all of sports entertainment.
VCRW Ranking: #3rd Overall
Records and Achievements
1x Current World Speedrunning Champion
Mario's Time Machine Deluxe - Any% Windows
8x Current Intercontinental Champion
Industrial Spy: Operation Espionage - Any%
The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening - 100% RBO
Earthbound - Pokey%
Mindmaze - Marathon%
Mindmaze - Any%
Hamtaro: Wake Up, Snoozer! - Any%
LiT: Any% (Wii)
LiT: Good Ending (Wii)
(Intercontinental speedrunning champions are what I call my uncontested world records -- you know, because of the wrestling gimmick and all that.)
13x Total World Speedrunning Championships
3x Typing of the Dead - Arcade Mode
2x Typing of the Dead II - Romaji Mode
2x Typing of the Dead: Overkill - "Easy" Mode
2x Chicory: A Colorful Tale - All BaTs 1.0
Typing of the Dead - Any%
Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite! - Any%
Wandersong - Good Ending
Epistory Typing Chronicles - AlL Fragments
Teams and Communities
We are a group of individuals who focus primarily on the community, being positive, loving all, and being large advocates for Mental Health Awareness.Our goal is to help those who suffer to find a place they can call home, a place for those to learn more about mental illnesses, as well as a place for people to be able to know they are always welcome and never alone.>>Twitch Team
>>Linktree
Fight Card
Week of 8/19 - 8/25
Stream Days:
Thursday 10PM, Friday 10PM, Saturday 9PM, Sunday "Late"
Potential Opponents:
Road to GDQ: Earthbound (Pokey% Speedruns)
Road to GDQ: Link's Awakening (100% RBO Speedruns)
Street Fighter VI
Chess
Holo x Break
Current Charity: American Civil Liberties Union!
In order to best reflect the charity's vision, this information is quoted from the charity's "about us" page or something similar.
Regardless of pronoun usage or language, readers should not infer any direct relationship between streamer and charity.
For over 100 years, the ACLU has participated in more Supreme Court cases than any other private organization. Whether we're standing on principle before the highest court in the land or in state and federal courthouses across America, the ACLU wins far more often than we lose. For nine decades the ACLU has been at the center of one critical, history-making court case after another. Our communications and public education staff employ a wide range of strategies to educate the general public on the critical civil liberties facing our nation.--From ACLU History
Cash in your Money in the Bank Donation!
If you donate for this incentive, I'll stop what I'm doing as soon as possible and showcase the speedrun you choose! I'll keep running until I get one good, clean run out of it, so don't worry about tipping for a run that gets stuck in the mud due to bad luck (or skill issues).You can choose either a Squash Match against a shorter speedrun I'm more well-practiced in, or a Midcard opponent that takes a little more effort for me to clear.
...or get a whole day of speedruns!
Or maybe more! I'll spend at least four hours grinding out the speedrun you choose. You can choose from different "levels" of matches, from Squash Matches against opponents that are my bread-and-butter speedruns to Main Event Matches against longer, more difficult speedruns that I have long-standing rivalries with.
What about off-the-clock gaming? Maybe some art?
I'll play just about anything at least once. You can choose from the game list below. If you'd like to suggest something not on the list, please clear it with me before donating! If you want me to play your favorite Kaizo or Rage-inducing game, you'll have to donate a little bit more, though...DONATIONS ARE NON-REFUNDABLE. If you donate for a game that I don't own or can't play, you'll have to choose something else.
How much can we raise for charity?
This list will reset or change whenever we change the stream's charity.
$100 - A 12-hour challenge of Getting Over It! I'll play through the game for the first time, then spend 12 hours learning the speedrun and performing runs.
$250 - JRPG Speedathon -- I'll block out a 12-hour stream (or maybe two...) to play through a laundry list of JRPG games I speedrun, or at least used to.
$500 - Rando-Shuffler Challenge -- A huge series of randomizer games, played via the Bizhawk Shuffler! It swaps my games every 5-60 seconds, so you never know what will happen next!
Here are the game lists for these incentives!
Speedrunning Game List
| Squash Matches | Midcard Matches | Main Event Matches*** |
|---|---|---|
| Link's Awakening - 100% Reverse Boss Order | EarthBound - Pajama% | Final Fantasy IV - No Credits Warp (definitely rusty) |
| Chicory: A Colorful Tale - All BaTs 1.0 (lil' rusty) | EarthBound - Pokey% | Industrial Spy: Operation Espionage - Any% |
| Two-hit Combo! (lil' rusty) Invaligate Your Aid - 100% Too Fast RPG - 100% | Two-hit Combo! Mom Hid My Game 1 - All Mamas Mom Hid My Game 2 - All Mamas | Kigurumi Adventure - Any% |
| Typing of the Dead - Arcade Mode | Typing of the Dead 2 - Romaji Mode | Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure - Any% |
| Live A Live - Starting Chapter IL | - | Live A Live - Good Ending |
***Except for Live A Live, all Main Event Matches are gonna require at least a week of prep time. I don't have my notes for I-Spy anymore. I haven't run FF4 in years. Any practice runs or on-stream derusting won't count towards your incentive, though!
Casual Gaming List
| Start a new series! | Start a new game! | Play it again! | In Progress |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mega Man | Final Fantasy VI (SNES): I've only speedrun FF6! | Secret of Mana (SNES) | Castlevania Series NES CV1 - Final Boss |
| Mega Man X | World of Final Fantasy | Secret of Evermore (SNES) | Hololive Fan Art 4/?? (Last: Fauna) |
| Sonic | The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild | Wild Arms 3 (PS4) | - |
| Chrono Trigger: All Endings | AEW: Fight Forever CAW Career/Beat the Elite | Chrono Cross (I keep not finishing this...) | - |
| FFXIV: Masked Carnival | WWE: 2kTheNewOne CAW Some kinda career mode | - | - |
| Kingdom Hearts | - | - | - |
| Metal Gear Solid |
Lists of Lists
| Castlevania | Sonic | Metal Gear Solid | Kingdom Hearts |
|---|---|---|---|
| NES: 1-3 | Sonic 1-3 +Knuckles | Metal Gear Solid | Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 + 2.5 |
| Game Boy: 1-2, Legends | Sonic Spinball (w/ save states, I choose life) | Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty | Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 |
| SNES: IV, X | Sonic Mania | Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater | Kingdom Hearts III |
| PSX: Symphony of the Night | Sonic Adventure | Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots | - |
| GBA: Circle of the Moon | Sonic Adventure 2 (:Battle? Is there a non-battle?) | Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes | - |
| GBA: Harmony of Dissonance | Sonic Game Gear Games (im not sure of the list) | Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain | - |
| GBA: Aria of Sorrow | - | - | - |
| PC: Lords of Shadow trilogy | - | - | - |
| JRPG Speed-a-thon | Rando-Shuffer | Chrono Trigger Endings | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Final Fantasy IV - No Credits Warp | Super Mario Bros 3 (x2) | The Apocalypse | Beyond Time |
| Final Fantasy IV - Free Enterprise Randomizer | Final Fantasy IV: FE (x2) | Reunion | Dream Project |
| Live A Live Remake - All Endings | Link's Awakening DX (x2) | The Wedding | Good Night |
| Earthbound - Pajama% | Super Metroid (x2) | Legendary Hero | Unknown Past |
| Earthbound - No Ness% | SM+LTTP (x2) | People of the Times | The Oath |
| Kigurumi Adventure - Any% | Pokemon Yellow | Dino Age | What The Prophet Seeks |
| Rhapsody: A Musical Adventure - Any% | Super Mario World | Memory Lane | - |
| - | Super Mario 64 | - | - |
| - | Mega Man II | - | - |
Monthly Bit/Tip Incentives
I'm still paying off student loans -- most of mine don't qualify for any relief programs. I also want to pay for bass lessons to play on-stream and I gotta pay the internet bill and stuff, too, and there's always something I can spend the money on to make the stream better. Any kind of tips and bits my way will be really helpful!Just like with charity donations, there are both lump sum incentives as well as year-long milestone goals!
Click here to tip through Ko-Fi!
Money in the Tip Jar Cash-in!
For this incentive, I'll stop what I'm doing as soon as possible and showcase the speedrun you choose! I'll keep running until I get one good, clean run out of it, so don't worry about tipping for a run that gets stuck in the mud due to bad luck (or skill issues).You can choose either a Squash Match against a shorter speedrun I'm more well-practiced in, or a Midcard opponent that takes a little more effort for me to clear.
A Day of Speedruns!
If you tip a little more, I'll spend a full stream (or at least four hours over two streams) speedrunning the game of your choice!Since we'll be taking the day, you can choose not just from Squashes or Midcarders but also Main Event matches!
Casual Gaming and Art Streams
You can also choose a game for me to play "off the clock," almost certainly for the first time. I'm trying to play through Castlevania, Metal Gear Solid, and plenty other series, and have some one-off games I want to play, too.
Milestone Tip Goals
The list will reset every $200 as well as on my birthday (in June) and New Year's.
$50 - 12-hour stream
$100 - A second 12-hour stream (probably a week later lol)
$150 - Chat, Viewers, Reddit, Twitter, and vaguely "You peoples" choose what I play during the 12-hour stream
$200 - "You Peoples" choose a speedrun for me to learn and submit to GDQ in the next "full" GDQ submission window.
Here are the game lists for these incentives!
Tip Alert Tiers
$0.01 - $2.00:
Really Bad Impression (RBI) Sounders
Hear my best bad impression of wrestlers like Macho Man, L.A. Knight, and...well I think that's it, actually, but I'd be open to requests to add them to the list.
$2.00 - $9.99:
Really Bad A Capella Entrances
Tips, Ko-Fi incentives, or merch totals within this range result in me singing a wonderful rendition of any of the following theme songs. You can also give the exact totals listed to choose your tune:
Stone Cold Steve Austin - The Glass Breaking One.mp3)
Sammy Zayn - That One Ska Song.mp3
Big Show - WeEeEeEeEeLlLlL.mp3
Special Exact Amounts, or $10+:
You don't have to hear my voice
Don't like my schtick and terrible impressions? You can tip these exact amounts via Ko-Fi to hear chiptunes instead, and still choose any incentives you'd otherwise be able to redeem!
$3.16 - Stone Cold Entrance
$5.55 - Macho Man Entrance
$2.14 - Kurt Angle (where 2 is 'B' and 14 is 'N', for his Broken Freakin' Neck)
Livestream and VODs
Latest Stream
All 2023 Streams
Special Series
Game Playlists
Credits
Models and Icons
Model by LaKuffy
Logo and Boomsy mascot by mariangehc
Emotes by GildemAlien,
Drawing of Aubrey Edwards on the speedrun timer used with permission from The Dino Champ.
Assets used in Thumbnails by ILuvTheseStuff
Alerts
This LSDJx2 cover of Battle Cry was used with permission from Petriform.
This absolutely amazing chiptune cover of Carry On My Wayward Son as made famous by Kansas used with permission.
This 8-bit cover of Tarzan Boy, as made famous by Baltimora, was used with permission.
Jane, as made famous by Jefferson Starship
Footage from this all-in-one compilation of all of FlibidyDibidy's Super Mario Bros. speedrunning attempts used with permission.
Other sources:
SCSAMID.Mid from VGMusic
WWF - Kurt Angle.mid from VGMusic
finalcndn.mid from LedZeplin.net
MachoMan.mid from Buloney at Tripod
Sound clips featuring Oozaru Subaru (c)2016-present Cover Corp.
Other Credits
Photoshop Patterns:
-Cat on seamless pattern by brgfx
-Seamless background with many dogs by brgfx
-Dress up your day doggie pattern background by designertale
-Blackwave Halftone Background by alicia_mb
-Colorful pattern with cats by balasoiu
-Hand drawn childlike animals pattern by freepik
-Pink and navy cats illustration by elsystudio
-Hand drawn pet grooming pattern by freepik
-Cute animals cartoon seamless background by brgfx
-Animal Portrait with Flat Design Grumpy Cat Illustration by vextokVarious images courtesy of:
-CraftPix.net
-IrasutoyaFonts:
“The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (GB)” font by Patrick H. Lauke
This credits list was getting ridiculously long. While I appreciate the talents and abilities and time of all artists and creators, it's hard to highlight assets I'm actively using without pruning the list.Credits for older models, fashion, and the like can be found here.
More Credits!
Models and Imagery
3D Fashion
From The WonderfulP Store (ワンダホ):
From YSIY:
From Christina Balser:
From Others, in no particular order:
Nose Band-aid by MAITH
Cyberpunk Wear (the gloves) by Dust_en
Bandages by Heart9505
Glossy Lips by Milkuma
Short Spiked Hair by Nottanavery
Yukata by 金平堂
Modified Assets
I used a top by XOKindness, overlayed it to black in Photoshop, then used that as the base template for the top of my tights. While the pattern XOKindness provided is not visible, the shape of the texture is, and I'm super appreciative to have found something that worked well for wrestling tights and my specific situation!
Other 3D Assets
-Sushi in Waffle Cups by ClickPay3D
-Detailed Chopsticks by jpwood78
-Minecraft Style Nintendo Switch by NxBzNinex
-Chopsticks by 3D Model
-PSX Low Poly Horror Baseball Bat - @jonniemadeit is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution.
-This Steel Chair model by joody29
Thanks to LogRocket.com for the image!
I guess static cheesy "Under Construction" webpages are so late 1990's or whatever, but it's like 2AM and I want to sleep.You'll have to come back for this another day that isn't today (last update: 12/3/22).
Chat Rules
1) Don't Spoil or Backseat!
If I want help, I'll ask for it by saying "Hey, Chat!" Otherwise I am probably thinking or venting out loud. If you have to explain why it isn't a spoiler or backseating, then you're definitely actually spoiling or backseating something. I'm blatantly stealing this from my best good streaming friend Spoonee, who is a fantastic voice actress and puts a ton of personality into her playthroughs. Go check her out!This does not apply to speedrunning -- I'll take any and all advice if I'm doing a speedrun, but please be polite.
2) Take your hate speech somewhere else!
It's really sad this needs to be said! Homophobia, Transphobia, and Racism will not be tolerated. This list is not all-encompassing. There are plenty of platforms and places for you to go to share your hatred with like-minded people. This is not one of them.
3) Mind your surroundings!
The ToS for your chosen chat platform always apply. Please don't needlessly litter the chat with spam.If I don't respond, it's probably because I'm focused on the game, I really didn't see your message, or I'm bad at streaming. It's probably not because I don't like you so please don't take it personally.Please consider whether or not my stream, where I'm probably focused on a video game and usually being timed, is the right environment with the right audience to have a serious discussion about heavy topics like politics or religion.